Do you really think I’d make it up?
Part of me says yes, but part of me says no.
Is not! It’s bigger and better.
It’s a waste of money. I heard it bends in your pockets.
I did not mean to offend you.
A- No. No. You didn’t offend me.
I don’t know, they just taste good. And they’re festive.
Is that really a thing? -he asks, eyeing the box skeptically-
Hey! What? I happen to like the iPhone 6 Plus, thank you very much.
It’s just the same as the iPhone five, and four and whatever.
Uh- Sorry… I thought you were someone else…